My secret life-long failure...

My daddy promised me once, if...
IF I EVER managed to get rid of
ALL the bruises on my legs
(I'm a clutz and I bruise easy)
that he'd buy me a swimming pool.
I'm STILL working for that stinkin' pool.
I was close, too, but then the danged
decline bench whacked me the other day.
(BIG sigh) I ain't ever gettin' that pool.