How many calories does Twittering burn?

OH, how I wish sending Tweets did indeed burn calories!
Lots and LOTS of calories!

-Had a fun run on Twitter with several people
that I LOOOoooVVVVEEE this afternoon,
during a yummy lunch (which my kids
did not consider yummy so they requested
other fare which meant they had to wait
until their recently worked-out, calorie
depleted mother took in some protein).

SO...I ate. I tweeted. I laughed.
I nearly asphyxiated on black-bean quinoa salad.
I got called out on my tweet frequency
whereupon I readily confessed the hungry
state of my runts in the next room over,
felt like the bad mom I was and
quit tweeting to cook. Here's proof.

Veggie Burgers with apples & caramel, ya'll!
(I'm so Paula Deen.)

My poor, undernourished children...
Aren't they the very picture of brattiness deprivation?

StarWarsPaLuzza

Anything Star Wars is the rule of thumb at my house
these last few days. They're having fun and playing well
together but I'm more than a little tired of listening
to small-boy-light-saber sound effects as they battle it out.
There's a whole language belonging to Star Wars and
very often over meals I hear things like "Roger-Roger",
"Padawan", "Trade Federation Droid Army", "Separatist Movement"
and that's just from the four-year old.

Ah, me...The Force is Strong with my Young Ones.

The Box

I keep threatening to ship them to their grandparents.
Today, I got the box.

Mom, Dad...if there's a box on the porch with some holes
in the top, open it quick. Isaac probably has to pee.
Thanks and good luck...

:)