This just in...
Reportedly, the notorious Pantyhose Bandit
who has been repeatedly assaulting a local property
on Dupont Lane, has struck again this time
without his signature nylon mask. And there's
unconfirmed news coming in that
the perp has been captured!
Yep...that's right, captured.
It'll be good to get a real look at this bandit.
Officials on site state that they
had just left the area momentarily to
"let out the dog" and when they returned
they caught the bandit red-handed stealing
a highly-valued stash of premium chocolates and toffee.
There's no need for a trial, officials are saying because
the evidence is so hard...well and sticky.
Reportedly, the notorious Pantyhose Bandit
who has been repeatedly assaulting a local property
on Dupont Lane, has struck again this time
without his signature nylon mask. And there's
unconfirmed news coming in that
the perp has been captured!
Yep...that's right, captured.
It'll be good to get a real look at this bandit.
Officials on site state that they
had just left the area momentarily to
"let out the dog" and when they returned
they caught the bandit red-handed stealing
a highly-valued stash of premium chocolates and toffee.
There's no need for a trial, officials are saying because
the evidence is so hard...well and sticky.
Uh...what are you doing?
The Evidence
What Chocolate? I don't know what you mean...
The Interrogation
The Interrogation
Wait...THESE aren't my hands!
I'm really sorry.
Do you still love me?
Do you still love me?
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