Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what
she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
NOT ME who got into a domestic dispute with an ink pen
while trying to force my washer into the spin cycle causing
belligerent ink pen to EXPLODE in my hands making me
look like a Smurf murderer.
NOT ME who called Sears at 10:30 at night begging
for a technician to visit IMMEDIATELY.
NOT ME who chased lightning bugs by myself in the yard
after I mowed and then yelled for the 4 year-old to come
out and take a peek in my hand cuz I had caught Tinker Bell.
(He bought it).
NOT ME who FAILED to re-apply sunscreen to my entire
family's pale, winterized bodies resulting in family-wide
pink crispiness. NOT ME who dowsed everyone with
straight vinegar stinkin' up the joint.
NOT ME who got locked in the bathroom at the gym.
It was NOT ME that the owner had to let out with the
key. It was NOT ME who was scared of getting locked
in AGAIN when taking the 4 year-old to the bathroom
a little while later. It was NOT ME who felt
really stupid when 4 year-old had NO trouble
getting out of the bathroom door.
NOT ME who ignored terribly messy house
and took a nap.
NOT ME who is hormonally munchie
and ate 6 Funyuns, a 100 calorie snickers
and a pickle in the span of 13 minutes.
(seriously...don't mess with me...)
MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what
she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
NOT ME who got into a domestic dispute with an ink pen
while trying to force my washer into the spin cycle causing
belligerent ink pen to EXPLODE in my hands making me
look like a Smurf murderer.
NOT ME who called Sears at 10:30 at night begging
for a technician to visit IMMEDIATELY.
NOT ME who chased lightning bugs by myself in the yard
after I mowed and then yelled for the 4 year-old to come
out and take a peek in my hand cuz I had caught Tinker Bell.
(He bought it).
NOT ME who FAILED to re-apply sunscreen to my entire
family's pale, winterized bodies resulting in family-wide
pink crispiness. NOT ME who dowsed everyone with
straight vinegar stinkin' up the joint.
NOT ME who got locked in the bathroom at the gym.
It was NOT ME that the owner had to let out with the
key. It was NOT ME who was scared of getting locked
in AGAIN when taking the 4 year-old to the bathroom
a little while later. It was NOT ME who felt
really stupid when 4 year-old had NO trouble
getting out of the bathroom door.
NOT ME who ignored terribly messy house
and took a nap.
NOT ME who is hormonally munchie
and ate 6 Funyuns, a 100 calorie snickers
and a pickle in the span of 13 minutes.
(seriously...don't mess with me...)
1 comment:
It must have been a week for getting stuck in bathrooms and getting sunburned. My nephew was stuck in the bathroom for and hour this week. And because the sun only came out once in about a month we all rushed to the beach..and charred ourselves good! Happy peeling :)
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