Isaac's Quote of the Day

It went like this...

Me, "Isaac are your pants poopy?"

Isaac, "NO!"

Me, "ISAAC, come here let me check!"

Isaac, "NO!"

Me, "IIIIISSSSAAAAAAACCCC! COME HERE!"

Isaac, "Okay Mommy..."

Me, changing pants, "Isaac WHY did you poop in your pants?
poop goes IN THE POTTY!"

Isaac, "I'm sorry momma, I won't do it again."

Me, "Okay, Isaac but this feels a little like what
God must've thought when dealing with the Israelites."

Isaac, "Momma? Am I gonna go to jail? Am I gonna get fired?"

Sounds from the other room of Matt laughing hysterically.

Of course, he can laugh...he didn't have to change the poop!
What I want to know is if there is a poopy pants jail and
whether or not I can send my kid there.