Brownie Blue Toes

Mr. Merriam-Webster says...

Brownie - brown-ie, (brou'nee), n.

• elf: (folklore) fairies that are somewhat mischievous, who
  sometimes help with household chores, especially at night.
• a square or bar of very rich chocolate cake usually with nuts.

OR...our version

Brownie - brown-ie, (brou'nee), n.

• elf: (folklore) a blue-eyed, bratty, blue-toed fairy that is
  alotwhat mischievous who usually creates
  household chores, especially at night.
• squares or bars of very rich chocolate cake that momma
  bakes for her end-of-the-year party while you only
  get to lick the beater.
  

(If your VERY male, testosterone-driven, ALL FREAKIN' BOY
child sat stone-still for 1.5 hours while you both got to
have a pedicure from a nice Vietnamese Lady that thinks
your usually 100% handful son is the most intelligent,
well-behaved child on the planet...you'd TOTALLY
let him get his toes painted baby-blue with white
polka-dots too...yep...YES, you would. Trust me.
AND...NO, that's not poop on the carpet.)